and what else was funny?

on the train Simon and I were going home. This lady came and sat right next to me, so much so that I felt her arm jiggle every time the train vibrated. She began to talk about the art gallery she has in Seddon, she was reeking of alcohol which possibly explains why she didn’t mind sitting so close or why she didn’t seem to be able to control her speech. It was exceptionally awkward because we really are the last people you want to approach as strangers, neither of us wanted to continue a conversation with her but we were about two stops from Newport and she seemed rather set on talking to us. So I very reluctantly asked what kind of art they sell, and that got her talking for most of the way. She did end on a high note, mentioning we were dressed very nicely and wondered if we were in a band. Almost jokingly said we were, but I’m glad I didn’t because that would have lead to her insisting on us playing at her gallery. Denying that we were at all musical, obviously the next explanation as to why we were dressed so eccentric would be that we are architects. Out of fear of being asked to run a workshop for architecture we denied that also, leading to the part of the conversation where a polite person would then reveal their actual study area. We are not polite people. We allowed her to babble on for the few minutes until we reached Newport.

The only explanation I can conclude is that she was simply some kind of drunkard, who thought it would be entertaining to pretend to have an art gallery. I have no doubts that she went to the Newport RSL to continue drinking after getting off the train.