January 2011
only 15 kilos of fat passes through a dishwasher?
at least 20 kilos goes through my body a day.
i hate my uni timetable;
didn't see grinderman;
feel like crying.
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i need my fucking id;
i can’t buy shit!
i feel like death itself;
i’ll tell you all about BDO later.
but as a wise old woman once said, this old woman —, i am off to sleep for a thousand years.
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weezer are fucking awesome;
shut your mouth.
i will show you if enough people like this post;
then again ‘enough people’ is a vague quantity, so you know if you really want to see you better like.
somebody got a haircut;
bitches be trippin’
'nother great night;
And it’s all love, and it’s alright, Till we’re all drunk, then it’s all fights, Then it’s all over, go home, go sleep, Wake up, get sober, what a great night.
Thanks to the lovely Zabrena, and her joyous eighteenth.
Enrolled bitches;
When River Song kills herself it is actually quite...
‘ Funny thing is, this means you’ve always known how I was going to die’
bitcheslovepenguins asked: Michigan State is the best cure for my insomnia haha, I listen to it so many times until I fall asleep. Though Angelika is still the number 1 on my top 5 :)
I don't think I ever told you about Academic...
I bumped into not only Marie, who gave me information on orientation camp and also made my day much better and easier, not being all alone briefly made me happier. And then later on, I bumped into Christelle, who is also a very lovely lady. We weren’t at any of the same information sessions, but I am sure we will eventually bump into each other.
The day was absolutely lovely you know, and...
bitcheslovepenguins asked: In this moment I'm so happy I found you haha. I absolutely adore him too. I can't stop singing Little Yellow Spider since I listened to it..that song has something weird in it.
bitcheslovepenguins asked: Oh my,you like Devendra? :}
Happiness.
dead-irish-writers:
Happiness is fine, but it’s momentary. A momentary lapse of reality. Reality’s fine, for the moment it can wait, I’m addicted to the chase of my happiness.
Should have been number one, well it’s my favourite anyway.
doesn't know how to post gifs properly;
internetpredator replied to your post:anyone want pictures from ‘straya day at my house?
Nudes?
surprisingly about three overall, one being of elliot, not surprisingly. that slut.
anyone want pictures from 'straya day at my house?
there were roughly 600, but i narrowed it down to 20.
this one follower;
hated my post about my sandwich so much, that he/she had to unfollow me instantly. what a fucking bitch.
nom nom nommiest sammich ever;
cheese, chicken, bacon, and avocado. so good.
reading the communist manifesto;
like a boss.
much more interesting than anything any lecturers had to say at Uni of Melbourne , except maybe the Asian studies guy, he goes alright.
There is no way I agree with any radical uprising of the middle class overthrowing the upper class, or bourgeois as Marx and Engels like to say. But yeah there is some good shit in there about the work force working to pay for the employer to allow...
I have to get up at like seven tomorrow to go to...
Fuck that, I’d rather refuse higher education than get up that early.
“Mitchell: I am a musical theatre fan
Cameron: Surprise!”
– Modern Family
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who the fuck is yellowmattercustard?
I also like preemptive genocide as a cure to most...
If everyone simply stopped procreating for maybe 50 years or so, we could sort shit out in time to bring new life into a world slightly better than ours. Over population threatens to ruin civilisations around the globe, more people increases pollution, strains food production and so forth. We can barely manage the needs of everyone today, why increase the issue? Just free condoms for all, and to...
I adore the theory;
That there are countless forms of intelligent life in the universe, but we have not heard or encountered any because unfortunately the higher a species’ intelligence the closer to its inevitable extinction it becomes. So with intelligence comes a greater risk of self destruction, and therefore no species ever reaches the chance to contact one another because by the time they get that smart...
so it was one of my friends' 18th birthday party...
He is quite wealthy, well his parents are, and it was free bar and food. Which makes it automatically the best. But regardless, it was a beautiful evening of friends, fun and fornication. Well, there was no fornication but alliteration is so much fun. I had maybe a little too much alcohol, don’t blame me it was a free bar it was obligatory, and I am now home to feel sorry for myself and...
sometimes i watch community and think;
this is too good to be true. a show cannot be this funny, i simply must be dreaming. it’s only logical.